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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."

"If sexual harassment is wrong, I don't want to be caught."

"Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me."

"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."

"[takes a nap] ok i like the concept [sleeps for a long time] alright alright im diggin it [dies] oh hell yea baby that's the stuff"

"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."

"I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won the Democratic debate last night."

"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."