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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums"
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"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."
"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."
"I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?"
"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."
"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"
"What do you call an egoistical sea animal? Selfish"
"I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing."
"I think the 2016 Cubs would beat the 1908 Cubs. First, the 1908 Cubs are all dead. Second, the 2016 Cubs are all alive."
"Meth, because teeth are annoying."