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Joke of the Day
"Ray Rice should start his own line of elevator music. He could call it ""Elevator Beats""."
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"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."
"My wife keeps telling me to stop drinking I tell her to stop lying, there is no way she can see through 2 black eyes."
"Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh. No pun in ten did."
"*gazes into the abyss* *awkwardly looks away and pretends I wasn't looking when the abyss gazes back*"
"Does anyone want to buy grilled cheese? http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/evs/5494716931.html"
"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""
"[at hairstylist] Make me look like I'm running really fast."
"Why do Republicans use rulers? They want everything to be straight."
"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"