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Joke of the Day

"Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced the new Hillary Bucket. Two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings."

"""No. Delete it."" -Mona Lisa"

"My grandfather is such a grammar Nazi that he made every Jew in the camp practice writing every day."

"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."

"Today, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid... I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now!!!!"

"""Knock, Knock..."" ""Who's there?"" ""I Love Mop"""

"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"

"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"