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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather is such a grammar Nazi that he made every Jew in the camp practice writing every day."

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"

"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."

"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"

"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."

"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."

"Watts a homonym?"

"People say I have poor grammar I guess I'm just unarticulate"

"""Would you like to put your hand deep into this hole"" - Pokemon I know it says no outside links but it's necessary cause it's a screenshot of a poorly phrased event in Pokemon http://imgur.com/a/Zt8X6"

"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."