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Joke of the Day

"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."

"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"

"Don't know if this is original or not but... What is the top selling fruit in the world? Clay Aiken."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"

"I told my dad I didn't want to walk all the way there... ...He said: ""That's a lame excuse""."

"I was once raped by a gang of mimes. They performed unspeakable things to me!"

"My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will be something less than poignant like, ""Gravy is nice."""

"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."

"how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on"