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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."
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"A man goes to his doctor and says; Doc I think I'm addicted to twitter. Doc: Sorry, I don't follow you"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"
"Did you hear Trump announce he's doing one more season of Apprentice? Winner gets to be V.P."
"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."
"What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! :D"
"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."
"There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!"
"What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down."
"What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**."