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Joke of the Day

"He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture."

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"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."
"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"
"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."
"I bet... ... you clicked here."
"I saw a bumper sticker today..... I saw a bumper sticker today that said, ""My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"" .....what a retarded sense of humor"
"turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left"
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"
"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."