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Joke of the Day

"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."

"Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers? [cut to the giant grave in the desert where I buried them all] Me: lol you could try"

"If you are a driver who swerves right before turning left, take a long hard look in the mirror, and then punch yourself in the face."

"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"

"Actual men and women are extinct. Too many insecure, narcissistic, attention seeking shit lords roam this earth and I want to vomit."

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass!"

"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."

"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."

"Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls? Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts."

"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."