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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"
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"I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"
"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry."
"Which dinosaur walks with a limp? a Myfeetasaur"
"Letting Russia host the Winter Olympics feels a little bit like letting Voldemort host the Quidditch Cup."
"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."
"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"
"Hard work pays off in the future but laziness pays off now"
"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"