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Joke of the Day
"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."
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"You find my yoga pants distracting... ...would you like me to take them off?"
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"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick up your ass."
"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."
"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."
"So a seal walks into a bar.., Get it? No? Me neither."
"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"
"I'm good at turning on. .. Electronics"