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Joke of the Day
"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."
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"If Rick Astley invites you to his Tree House, don't go! Because he's never going to let you down!"
"One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam"
"How do stick men play fetch with their dog?"
"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."
"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."
"WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with? ME: which girl? WIFE: the pretty one ME: I feel like this is a trap"
"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"
"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ""Who has more testicles?"" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."