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Joke of the Day

"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."

"In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am."

"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"People who leave careers to ""spend more time with the family"" must have really shitty careers or a MUCH better family than mine."

"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"

"Candy is like virginity It's easy to take from a child"

"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"

"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."

"Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster... Just made it a bit sluggish."

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"