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Joke of the Day
"Perfect Joke: Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was assaulted."
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"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"
"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."
"The Toyota Prius will help reduce your gas bill and your sex life."
"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"
"Urethra! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery. ""I don't think that's quite right sir,"" says the patient."
"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"
"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"
"Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke."
"If a plane crashes on the US/Canada border, where do you bury the survivors? you dont bury survivors"