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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."

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"[paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website"
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