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Joke of the Day

"Urethra! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery. ""I don't think that's quite right sir,"" says the patient."

"Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent"

"My girlfriend just told me to get rid of my boner... I couldn't because it's hard."

"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."

"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."

"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."

"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"

"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."

"Whenever I show someone a picture on my phone, I assume ninja stance in case they start scrolling."

"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"