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Joke of the Day

"If a plane crashes on the US/Canada border, where do you bury the survivors? you dont bury survivors"

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"

"There should be a specific type of doctor for being on call. They'd be called cancer-ogists ^because^cancer^doctors^are^oncologists"

"I wrote a song for a Tortilla. Well, it's more of a Wrap."

"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"

"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."

"I read my wife's diarrhea She thinks I have dyslexia!"

"Before scientists discovered... Before scientists discovered that the ""I before E except after C"" rule wasn't universal, they were called sceintists."

"So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit."