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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"
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"I met a Mexican with two dicks He called one Jose and the other Hose B"
"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"
"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."
"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"
"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."
"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."
"Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light."
"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"
"If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number 1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod."