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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your girlfriend's getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes."
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"Why do beta fish fight each other? Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish"
"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."
"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"
"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"
"Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, ""Your eyeliner is really crooked."""
"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."
"Bar joke - What's the difference between the dog and the fox? About four beers"
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Cross-fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone within two minutes"