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Joke of the Day

"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"

"WTF fact- pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did."

"I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug"

"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"

"Happy Mother's Day Reddit! What did you get your mom?"

"Thanks for keeping your Instagram account private. I'd hate for those pictures of your lunch to fall into the wrong hands."

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later."

"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."