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Joke of the Day

"The Toyota Prius will help reduce your gas bill and your sex life."

"How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected."

"So, to re-cap... ...I put the top back on my pen."

"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger sings ""eh you, get offa mai cloud"", but the Scottish farmer says ""eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!"

"2 is the only even prime number. It's kind of odd, isn't it?"

"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"

"What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day."

"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."

"*points w/ middle finger* ""Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else"" - Me giving directions."