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Joke of the Day

"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"

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"What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast? Hash with alot of Salt"
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a chair"
"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."
"What do you call Judge Judy when she dresses like a vampire? Cunt Dracula"
"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus.   Works better if you read the joke out loud."
"What did one succulent say to the other? ""Aloe there"""
"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"
"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."