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Joke of the Day

"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""

"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"

"What do rednecks call the BATF? The Bureau of All Things Fine."

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit."

"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"

"I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah."

"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."

"whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists"

"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"