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Joke of the Day

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"

"Why does Hellen Keller use two hands for masturbation? One to masturbate, one to moan."

"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"

"I farted in front of a Jewish friend He got offended but i said "" c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"""

"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't drink sand."

"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"