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Joke of the Day

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"

"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."

"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"

"""A smile is like tight underwear...it makes your cheeks go up."

"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."

"Shouting ""put your hands in the air like you just don't care!"" is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery."

"Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America."

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."

"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"