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Joke of the Day
"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"
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"A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower... ...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online."
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
"Windows Vista That is all."
"Farts are like kids. You love yours, but other people's are unbearable."
"This girl said ""she didn't know how I would take it..."" So I figured if anything I'd just give it back."
"So I was listening to some old-school French rap the other day I think the group was called the Oui-Tang Clan"
"What's the longest Island in New York? Long Island."
"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."
"I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time."