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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"

"If Jesus suddenly appeared today... I bet he would really hate nail guns."

"What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"" Ba dum tsssh"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"

"*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*"

"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"

"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""

"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."

"How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It depends on the definition of lightbulb."

"Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high."