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Joke of the Day
"What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet? 0x809ACC0E!"
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"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
"How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you."
"Why can't unicorns play soccer? Because they don't exist"
"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."
"What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer? ""Hello, world"" and ""Goodbye, cruel world"""
"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."
"What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid"
"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"
"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"