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Joke of the Day

"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."

"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."

"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"

"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"

"I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic"

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."

"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""

"I hope you're using all the time you save by saying ""totes"" instead of a ""totally"" to learn a trade."