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Joke of the Day

"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"My mum's bf hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly because his name is Matthew."

"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."

"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."

"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"

"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."

"Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."

"Welcome to the dark side. We have.... Well, we can't see what we have. It's dark."