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Joke of the Day

"How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you."

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray."

"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"

"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."

"Grenade in a french bathroom What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom? Linoleum Blown Apart"

"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""

"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses."

"I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell ""No Soliciting"" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"

"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""