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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
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"Finish this joke, ""I am Christian and I believe in science. In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University."" So far I have, ""Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."""
"[restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"
"An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!"
"A Jewish lawyer lost his job He celebrated the occasion with a disbar-mitzvah"
"sexy night My wife started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first. The light."
"I don't trust stairs They are always up to something."
"I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together...we're Breast friends."
"What do martial artist love to drink? WATAAA"