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Joke of the Day
"What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid"
Next Joke
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."
"What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden? Seizure salad."
"I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."
"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"
"I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox"
"I fell of a 50ft ladder today! Luckily, I was only on the second step."
"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."
"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."