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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"
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"DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn't count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no"
"When I was a kid, hearing, ""Wow, you are really getting heavy"" used to make me beam with satisfaction..... But now I'm 35 and weigh 300 pounds, that shit has totally lost its appeal."
"The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if i wanted to donate 2$ to end world hunger, i was like HELL YEAH! I had no idea we were this close! I'm gonna be a god damn hero! Joke by Matt Donaher"
"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"
"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."
"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."
"""I'm dying call me an ambulance"" Best friend: ""Ok dying, you're an ambulance"""
"Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: rare [later] Waiter: *brings steak with a 1st edition Charizard on it* Me: *tearing up* perfect"
"Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back? The mall is hiring new Santas."