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Joke of the Day

"The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if i wanted to donate 2$ to end world hunger, i was like HELL YEAH! I had no idea we were this close! I'm gonna be a god damn hero! Joke by Matt Donaher"

"A Tree walks into a bank... ...and says to the teller, ""I'd like to take out a loan."" The teller replies, ""You'll have to talk to our branch manager."""

"I told my dad to do a magic trick So he disappeared forever"

"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."

"What do you call a politician in a house fire? Burning Sanders!"

"It's all fun and games until someone cuts their eye Then it's humourous"

"If two pharaohs farted at the same time They would have a toot in common"

"Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."

"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"