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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."

"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""

"Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago haha he's the best where are you man"

"I went downtown today. I was really surprised to see that the stationary store had moved locations"

"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."

"What is Trump's favorite animated movie? WALL-E"

"Me: ""Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"" Nurse: ""Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."" *pulls pants back up*"

"Hey girl, are you into fitness? Well how about fitness cock in your mouth?"

"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""