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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"
"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."
"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."
"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"
"I took a taste from the bag of white powder I found in my son's backpack and my worst fears were realized. Gymnastic chalk."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"
"A man goes to the Doctor. A man makes an appointment with his Doctor. Says ""Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"" The Doctor says ""What are you taking for it?"" Man replies ""Pollen"""
"You and Me = Grand Unification"