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Joke of the Day

"The fact that we're not calling stepdads ""faux pas,"" seems like a missed opportunity."

"The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)"

"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."

"I heard Matt Damon took it real hard when he heard Robin Williams died. I just hope he remembers. It's not your fault. It's not your fault..."

"What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop."

"Commercial for Twitter: ""Are you tired of arguing with people you actually know?"""

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"

"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"

"Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing... ...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun."