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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"
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"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."
"The original ""Ben Hur"" was a mega hit movie ....with ( 11 ) Oscars. The remake is a box office flop. A clear case of ""Ben Hur, Done That"""
"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"
"Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can just wash her crack and use it again"
"Why did the Egyptian spit out his water? Because it came from the Suez."
"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."