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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are in an oven. The first says ""It sure is hot in here""... and the baker says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""

"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"

"Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."

"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."

"A man calls his doctor late at night. ""Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!"" The sleepy M.D replies, ""Don't go back to either of them."""

"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"

"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."

"I give in to peer pressure My friends went on a diet, so I joined in to try to fit in."

"What is true and false at the same time? This"