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Joke of the Day

"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ""I want to report a nuisance caller"", he said ""Not you again"". "

"If you have trouble spelling... Go to the internet, there are always peeple who will corecct you"

"My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations."

"Breastfeeding in public is a great way to get hit on. Especially if you forget to bring your baby."

"There are two things a bloodhound can smell and can't smell A man's sweat and sweat"

"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service."

"I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole! No seriously, why do you have a 10 foot pole?! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!"

"So if google glass got a virus.. Would it be called malware or malwear?"

"What is the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer. A bad lawyer can make a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer."