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Joke of the Day

"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."

"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"

"I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that."

"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."

"BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops."

"Relationship status: Negotiating with the dog to lease space in his flat."

"If the Jewish population is 16.6 million people with a constant rate of change, what is 23% of the Jewish population after five years? Ashes"

"When is a car no longer a car? When it turns into a driveway"

"Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? You can skip it."

"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."