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Joke of the Day

"What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop."

"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"

"Please stop calling it ""Black Friday"" That's offensive. It's ""African American Day Before Saturday"""

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."

"Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history."

"Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny"

"Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV? His parents weren't 18 or older."

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."

"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."