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Joke of the Day
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"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"
"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"
"Do you know what really burns my ass? A flame about 3 feet high."
"It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple."
"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that."
"What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion."
"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."
"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."