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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"
Next Joke
"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""
"what's that lassie? ""Bark"" Timmy's in a well? ""Bark"" and he's jerkin it? ""Bark"" he's looking at what?! ""Bark"" dude I've heard enough"
"Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel."
"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."
"How come you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they are really good at it."
"Dark humor is like food... ...Not everyone gets it."
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."
"Vine is shutting down I might actually make more in a year than a vine star does in a week."
"What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump"