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Joke of the Day
"Orion's Belt? A Waist of Space."
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"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"
"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"
"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"
"OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40"
"Guy exposes himself with a boner and is arrested. How did he get off? It wouldn't stand up in court"
"Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, ""someday I'll own a window this nice."""
"What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen"
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals"
"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"