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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"
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"I was told that hardcore Christians don't think anal counts as losing your virginity so that's why pastors get off scot free"
"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."
"Cats will be the hardest zombies to kill, with their -9 lives and all."
"What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity."
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"
"If apple made a car would it have windows?"
"Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas? Because they're reliable, quality made cars."
"I pulled a muscle trying to avoid my neighbor in the grocery store."