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"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"
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"Abraham Lincoln. The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one."
"When does a pedophile enjoy a basketball match the most? Before the first period."
"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"
"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"
"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"
"What laxative did the constipated man ask for? Poop-ease"
"What did the bread say after its massage? Ahh, I kneaded that."
"2 whales walk into a bar. First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo Second whale says: Shut up Steve, you're drunk"
"If a lesbian couple walks into a bar and the black bartender refuses to serve them, whose fault is it? A white male. Duh."