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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"
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"There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night... I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing."
"My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast."""
"Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!"
"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."
"Went to Lowes for a new dishwasher pretty stoked that she has a job too."
"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
"""What sins have you committed?"" Well... [20 minutes later] ... finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father? *vomiting sound*"
"Why was Windows afraid of 7? Because 7 8 10."
"You can borrow any movie you want from Ricky Astly except one He's never gonna give you UP."