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Joke of the Day
"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"
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"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"
"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."
"What s a Muslim s favorite cologne? GERMANY!!!!"
"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."
"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."
"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"
"I poured root beer into a square glass... Now I just have beer."
"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."
"Sex with me is like WWIII... It hasn't happened yet."