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Joke of the Day
"What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen"
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"I'm sick and tired of scandals always being named ""-gate"" The only thing about it that consoles me is there's a parallel universe where Watergate Hotel was instead named after John Hancock."
"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."
"Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits."
"Basic Instinct Star Cast in ""The Carpenters"" Biopic This summer: SHARON IS KAREN"
"Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits."
"I always feel a little sad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants or lost his family in a fire."
"What's a Jedi's favourite programming language? JabbaScript"
"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."
"Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out."