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Joke of the Day

"Guy exposes himself with a boner and is arrested. How did he get off? It wouldn't stand up in court"

"If your rape whistle doesn't work you're fucked."

"Why weren't you at the Halloween party? My costume was a black father so I couldn't be there."

"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."

"Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom."

"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed... like my name, phone number, address, etc."

"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."

"Tried to text ""playa"" but it changed it to ""player"" I must have the white iPhone."

"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"